[Seras is up on a ladder in the park, decorating the trees with spider webs. She's managed to get a bit in her hair too, but what can you do? There's a big bag of the stuff hanging off one shoulder.]

What do you think, too much? I was thinking of doing some in the hanger, but I'm not sure if the people who have robots in there would appreciate it.

[Seras is a little younger, roughly eighteen instead of her usual mid-twenties.]

Mr. England, now that you've settled in, would you like to come over for tea? It seems the drive is being useful for once!

Does anyone know how to use scissors with... well, with hooves?

Just ripping these packets is pretty messy.

[Seras doesn't notice the camera coming on as she glances through the stuff they're selling on the planet, largely some fluffy looking comic books (one has kittens on the cover) at the moment. An alien runs up behind her with a rather different sort of comic book in his outstretched hands. He calls out, waving excitedly.]

Seras Victoria! Would you ( Read more... )

I know it's a little last minute, but I need someone to be a male model. I'm doing some designing for work, but I'm just not sure on this one... So if I can see it on someone I'll be able to fix it!

[It looks like Seras' guide turned on when she dropped it, because there's video from an odd angle on the ground of the sweet little blonde... trying to bring one of those space-lions down in an old fashioned police grapple. And doing a pretty good job at it.]

You might want to stay inside until the drive settles down, sir. Ma'am? Thing?

[She holds ( Read more... )

So... I suppose this is more for the people who have been here for a while than the new arrivals, but my mission this month has been making me a little homesick I suppose.

[What was this mission you ask? Why, it was cannon operator. Yes, this little girl wielded a giant canon, and had to be reminded not to pick it up to aim. Coworkers feel free to ( Read more... )

[There's a yelp and a clatter as Seras' guide is accidentally switched on after being dropped. She's out of sight right off the bat and there's something that looks like a mushroom hopping around angrily. It heads off after a minute, leaving just a heavy looking box that was dented from being dropped.

The box lifts up to show Mighty Mouse! Seras ( Read more... )

[There's the sound of fabric rustling as Seras fights the many, many ruffles of the dress she's got to wear.]

Why can't there be more normal jobs offered every month? Dishwasher, paper routes, normal law enforcement. All of the Earth holidays seem to have been brought on board, why couldn't the employment?

[Switch to Video]

[Clearly, Seras hit the ( Read more... )

[Seras is dressed up in scrubs manhandling (rather easily) a particularly large and heavily bandaged alien back into a hospital bed.  It looks like there's been a bit of a struggle in the room, with a tray overturned on the floor, equipment strewn about, and posters barely hanging onto their mounts.  The alien's speech is garbled despite the ( Read more... )